Things you can ONLY say around the stable yard

Hope people don't find these offensive!! Came across them on one of the horsey websites - made me smile anyway....

Things you can ONLY say whilst around horsey people!

He won't come into my hands.
There's nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
More leg less hand.
He needs a good 20 minute warm-up.
Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees ... go with the motion.... rock your pelvis......
When he gets excited he really foams up.
If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky.
I rode yesterday, but my best mate is riding him today.
Go ahead, ride him, you'll like it .... he'll be good for you and teach you quite a bit.
He can be ridden twice in one day.
Push!!!!
Go Go Go!!!
He's being a pig ... get his head up.
He bends to the left, but he's really stiff to the right.
He really over-reacts when I sit down into him.
Smack him if he refuses.
Clean it quick before he sucks it back in